What the Fuck is Dorinda Medley Saying?
While Dorinda Medley clearly became a fan favorite, she did have quite a big habit of over drinking. Maybe she was just nervous about filming her life on Reality TV for the first time, but whatever it was it left us constantly asking, what the fuck did Dorinda Medley just say? It seemed to become some sort of high school tradition that we all looked forward too! The ladies would go out and get drunk, and by the end of the night when shits about to go down Dorinda Medley is already past the point of no return! While the ladies horns are getting soaked in blood, Dorinda leaves us with moments of pure comedy as we try and translate for the words she’s attempting to say.
Dorinda Medley Arrives on the Scene
Usually the new Housewives are a tad bit shy during the start of their very first season. This however, just wasn’t the case for our newly beloved Dorinda Medley. Dorinda, came into the show with her guns blazing, and when Sonja Morgan tried to one up Dorinda, she just got shot right back down! As Bravo would call it “Mary Poppins Meets Zsa Zsa Gabor.”
Why Are You Here Without Dorinda!?!
Early on in the season the ladies were out for some drinks, when the unexpectedly ran into Dorinda Medley’s Oger boyfriend John. The ladies of course then began to grill John on why he was out at a bar without Dorinda in toe. John of course, nervously tried to cover his ass!!
Dorinda Medley is a Chubby Chaser
According to Dorinda Medley’s daughter, her mother is a chubby chaser! Yes, we learned early on during the Real Housewives of New York City that Dorinda, just wasn’t into fit men. This of course would explain her less than pleasing to the eye, boyfriend John. This moment personally had me laughing on the floor! They really should have featured Dorinda’s daughter more often!
John Almost Molests Kristen Taekman
When Dorinda Medley leaves the room, her boyfriend John likes to play! Yes in rather a shocking and ugly discovery, we watched as Dorinda’s boyfriend John humped and molested both Sonja Morgan and Kristen Taekman after his lady had left the room. While Sonja Morgan was all for the grinding, Kristen Taekman almost puked her brains out before storming off. Dorinda of course was not to happy with her man, but was surprisingly even more upset at Kristen Taekman.
Bethenny Frankel Couldn’t Bring Down Her Walls
The ladies bitched and moaned about how Bethenny Frankel seemed to be shut off from opening up to them, and Mama Bear Heather Thomson tried to break threw Bethenny Frankel’s walls. After being unsuccessful Luann de Lesseps finally approaches Bethenny Frankel about trying to make nice with the other woman, and allowing them to break threw some of her walls.
Has the Princess decided to switch teams? Carpet Munching 101!
When Bethenny Frankel and Princess Carole Radziwill decided to get lunch, im sure Bethenny Franekl wasn’t expecting some pussy time tales from a princess. Carole revealed to Bethenny that she had a sex dream about her the previous night, and a curious Bethenny Frankel wondered if Carole went “downtown Julie Brown” on her.
Ramona Singer, Queen of the Bedrooms?
Who would have ever thought that blood could be shed during choosing rooms while on a vacation? The other housewives of New York City just about had it when Ramona Singer came into Turks and Caicos with just about a crown above her head, and when Ramona and Sonja Morgan became possessive over the best bedroom the ladies finally snapped!
Ramona Singer Queen of the Apology
It seemed like all season Bethenny Frankel and Ramona Singer couldn’t stop butting heads. Every outcome seemed to come to the same result, a desperate Ramona Singer on her knees, bowing down to the queen of mean Bethenny Frankel. This season Ramona Singer became the Queen of apologizes, making her apologies almost worthless. Something that Bethenny Frankel couldn’t help but point out!
Ramona Singer is Desperate for the D
After a nasty divorce from her cheating husband Mario, Ramona Singer went full out single this year as she hunting for the perfect man to pounce on. Thats right Ramona Singer was clearly desperate for the big D the entire season, and seemed to try to get into every mans pants she saw. So when Bethenny Frankel through an event for one of her new products, of course Ramona Singer was furious after finding out there was a lackluster amount of D to pounce on! This lead to a very funny fight between Bethenny Frankel and Ramona Singer!
Sonja Morgan Lost Yet Another Tooth
No good season of the Real Housewives of New York City could be complete without a broken tooth and some piss on the floor! In one of the funniest moments of the season, Sonja Morgan epically failed at trying to rip off a young man’s shirt when her tooth was ripped out. This of course lead to an epic breakdown of Bethenny Frankel who then proceeded to the urinate herself from laughter.
Top Moments from Real Housewives of New York Season 7
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