Saturday, October 17, 2015

Why Vicki Gunvalson"s Daughter Briana Needs to Become a Full-time Housewife

While we usually only report breaking news about the Real Housewives, and provide recaps on each episode, I felt like it was time to write an opinion piece. You may not agree with my opinions, and hell I might not even agree with yours! But I think one thing we all can agree on is that Vicki Gunvalson’s daughter Briana Culberson should become a full-time cast member on the Real Housewives of Orange County.


We where first introduced to Briana Culberson during the very first season of the Real Housewives of Orange County. Briana has always captivated me, to say that she was raised right under the eyes of Reality TV viewers would be an understatement. We watched as Briana went from a wild animal teenager, to a sophisticated woman over the past eighth seasons and I just can’t get enough of her!


Briana was even present for the famous wine throwing incident!

While Briana Culberson’s out of control behavior during the first season of the Real Housewives of Orange County made us laugh, it was her ability to become the voice of reason during the past few seasons that really captivated viewers. A few years ago during the 2013 Real Housewives of Orange County reunion, Briana Culberson became the star of the show.


It was a battle between mother and daughter that was caught on camera, and ultimately Briana Culberson came out on top. During this reunion it was revealed that Brooks Ayers was caught on tape saying some….not so nice things about both Briana and her mother Vicki Gunvalson.


(If you don’t remember what I am talking about, or are new to the Real Housewives of Orange County let me explain. Brooks Ayers was recorded by Briana Culberson’s husband Ryan claiming that Vicki Gunvalson was a fucking whore. Things got a little worse after that, Brooks Ayers then proceeded to threaten Vicki Gunvalson (with physical violence) if she ever got out of line….because he claims that just what you do in the south!)



(Oh and IF that’s not bad enough, Brooks Ayers was also caught telling Ryan that he should hit Briana Culberson if she were ever to fall out of line! Brooks Ayers excuse? Well he claims that he doesn’t remember this conversation, and that if it is true he must have been drunk! These audio recording where released by Radar Online, and ultimately Vicki Gunvalson decided to end it with Brooks Ayers following this.)


The blow up between Briana Culberson and Brooks Ayers at this particular reunion is still one of my favorite moments of all time. During this 2013 RHOC reunion Briana Culberson also called Brooks Ayers out for an email that he had written Vicki Gunvalson while she was still married to her then husband Don, in this email Briana claims that Brooks Ayers urged Vicki Gunvalson to leave Don for him.


When Briana Culberson discussed this with Brooks Ayers he denied ever asking Vicki to leave her father, however Briana Culberson is not one for lies and asks Brooks Ayers why the fuck she would make that up! Brooks Ayers response? He doesn’t know why a lot of things are made up, flash forward two years and hes making up that he has cancer!


While Brooks Ayers claims that this is the reason that Briana Culberson doesn’t like him, Briana quickly shuts him down to inform him that isn’t the reason she felt disrespected by him. Briana tells Brooks Ayers that their is a list of reason’s why she doesn’t like him, which Brooks Ayers responds by saying that their is no list. Briana Culberson being the future housewife star that she is immediately throws some shade back and informs him that their is a list of shit he has done wrong!


Briana Culberson tells Brooks Ayers to move on asks him what else he is sorry for, which ultimately catches Brooks Ayers off guard. Brooks Ayers claims that he is sorry for disrespecting her mother in any form that she believes that he did. He claims that everyone has done things, drunk angry or whatever (which of course makes Briana laugh) that they wish they could take back.


The next moment is of course the moment we just talked about a few paragraphs above, Briana Culberson ask’s Brooks Ayers what he said to her husband. He looks a bit confused with the question and so she further says “to do to me.” Brooks Ayers than claims that he never said anything to her husband that he is not sorry for, and that he is sorry.


This of course makes Briana Culberson fucking explode! She yells back at him, “You told my husband to start hitting me and your not sorry for that!” Brooks Ayers claims that he told her husband no such thing, which makes Briana scream fuck you! The look on Tamra Judge’s face is fucking priceless, clearly she was unaware that Brooks Ayers was as big of a tool as he is!


Brooks Ayers continues to deny these claims before Briana flips out some more and asks Brooks Ayers if he is sorry for telling her husband to start hitting her. This of course leave all of the housewives in shock, as Brooks Ayers contradicts himself by claiming that he is sorry for that…. even though he just denied saying it a few minutes earlier. All of the housewives but in angrily and ask Brooks Ayers if he said it or not! He claims that he was drunk and angry and that yes he did say it.


While this might have been the day that I realized Briana Culberson is truly the voice of reason, this moment is the only time that she captivated viewers. Briana has always been the only one who isn’t afraid to tell Vicki Gunvalson what she really thinks about a situation and while I would love to recap each moment that Briana Culberson made me “gag” that would mean an article that would never end!


She makes us cry, and she makes us laugh!

Briana Culberson is an amazing woman, I don’t know her personally, but in a way I have watched her grow up like many RHOC fans. I personally would love to see how her and her entire family, fit into that death hole they call a storm center. I would love to see how Briana Culberson acts as a mother, and better yet I would love to see Briana Culberson have some drama with the other ladies! It’s time to say goodbye to Brooks Ayers (because if he is on another season of RHOC I am boycotting the show) and its time to say hello to Briana Culberson!


Remember that time Vicki Gunvalson surprised Briana while she was on a date!

Forget Meghan King Edmonds and forget Lizzie Rovsek, next year make Briana Culberson a full-time housewife and make us all happy! Let me know your thoughts on Briana Culberson becoming a full time housewife in the comment section below!



Why Vicki Gunvalson"s Daughter Briana Needs to Become a Full-time Housewife

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