The Real Housewives of Orange County returned tonight with quite a surprisingly good episode, unlike its sister show Real Housewives of New York City; there has yet to be a boring episode since the season began. Tonight’s show began as usual, with a quick recap of last week’s episode. We get to relive the best moments from last weeks show, and I must admit I don’t think I can ever get sick of Tamra Judge screaming at Brooks Ayers! Next we get the Real Housewives of Orange County’s opening tag lines, another thing I can never get sick of is Shannon Beador’s lemons.
I’m beginning to wonder what Lizzie’s tagline would have been…or was before she downgraded, this years cast certainly had some great taglines! Sorry my cable went out right after the tag lines so I missed the first couple of minutes but I’m pretty sure nothing good really happen…. cable came back and Shannon is thanking everyone for coming to the party. Vicki and Heather are in the other room, i’m guessing they just had their whole Brooks Ayers cancer talk which luckily I recapped earlier in the week!
Shannon Beador is a bit upset her BFF left without saying goodbye which is great because Meghan is about to make her even more upset. Meghan King Edmonds decides to share with Shannon Beador that her so-called BFF Vicki Gunvalson told her; that Shannon was never actually asked to help Brooks Ayers or Vicki. This of course pisses Shannon off, who claims that she certainly is not lying. Shannon explains in her confessional interview that when Vicki found out about Brooks having cancer that she immediately called Shannon for advice.
Shannon asks Heather what their conversation was about earlier(when she was out doing her toast), and Heather explains their conversation. Of course the ladies find out that all of them are being told different things by not only Brooks Ayers but also Vicki. Shannon Beador explains that if Brooks Ayers is lying about having cancer then Vicki Gunvalson has to know about it!
Heather Dubrow asks Tamra Judge if she thinks that Brooks Ayers is lying to Vicki about his cancer, and Tamra agrees that she does think it’s Brooks Ayers who is lying not Vicki. Tamra simply can’t believe that Vicki Gunvalson would know about it and help him lie. Over to commercial break!
We’re back from commercial and we are with Meghan King Edmonds as she goes shopping with….i’m guessing it’s her step daughter? Yup it’s Hayley, it’s a pretty boring segment so I might just go make some popcorn….. Back from making popcorn and why are they still shopping? Hayley explains the type of treatments that her mother is going through which give Meghan the ability to further discuss how she think Brooks Ayers is lying about having cancer! Duh!
Over to the OG of the OC Vicki Gunvalson who is answering the door for Tamra Judge. Oh snap shits about to go down! Tamra Judge explains in her confessional that she doesn’t want the stress with Vicki so she has to patch things up.
Tamra Judge and Vicki Gunvalson sit down one-on-one to of course discuss Brooks Ayers cancer! Tamra Judge starts off the conversation by apologizing to Vicki Gunvalson for the previous night’s attack on Brooks Ayers.
Tamra explains that she is sorry for going at Brooks Ayers as hard as he did, and ultimately she feels bad about the way she acted! Tamra Judge of course being the queen of the apology; somehow turns her apology into an explanation of how Brooks Ayers was wrong for calling her a liar! Seriously why can’t the ladies just ever apologize without creating an excuse for their actions!
Vicki Gunvalson explains that it isn’t Brooks Ayers who made the mistake, but herself because she revealed something to Tamra Judge that she should have really just kept to herself! Well better late than never to learn Mrs. Judge can’t be trusted to easily!
“Telephone, Tel-A-Tamra!” Vicki Gunvalson of course defends her now ex boyfriend Brooks Ayers in her confessional interview. Gunvalson explains that Brooks Ayers isn’t to far off when he told Meghan to consider her source, because Tamra does indeed have a bad track records of mixing up stories (or really stirring up the pot!)
Vicki Gunvalson expresses her anger about the fact that Meghan “30-Year-Old” Edmonds would dig low enough to call Brooks Ayers ex girlfriend, and explains to Tamra Judge that if she doesn’t agree with her….well then there is something wrong with their friendship! Tamra explains to Gunvalson that she just found out the other day, and that she does agree with the fact that Meghan is trying to do anything possible to prove that Brooks Ayers does not have cancer.
Tamra clearly shocks Vicki when she explains that because people are asking all these questions about Brooks Ayers cancer; that she too is beginning to questions whether or not Brooks Ayers really has cancer. While Vicki expresses a shocked look on camera, in her confessional interview she explains that people can say whatever they want, and they can dig how far deep they need to.
Vicki Gunvalson and Brooks Ayers both know the truth….Brooks Ayers does in fact have cancer…. or so Vicki Gunvalson claims. Vicki Gunvalson ends her conversation with Tamra Judge by asking her if Brooks Ayers needs to die in order to prove to Tamra and the other ladies that he does in fact have cancer!?
Vicki Gunvalson asks Tamra if they can just no longer discuss Brooks Ayers anymore, however Tamra is not having it! Tamra explains in her confessional that she’s afraid that Vicki might be turning into Brooks Ayers due to the amount of control that he has over her.
Over to Shannon Beador who is talking to her husband about the fact that she is upset Vicki left their Aries party without saying goodbye. Shannon explains that the Aries party wasn’t just for herself but also for Vicki who is also an Aries.
Shannon then explains to her husband how Vicki told Meghan that neither her or Brooks Ayers ever asked Shannon Beador for help. Shannon explains her frustrations about Brooks Ayers cancer, she feels bad about questioning whether he has cancer or not but at the same time she too see’s that things aren’t adding up.
Shannon Beador continues to explain how devastated she would be if Brooks Ayers was lying about having cancer because she really wants to believe both him and Vicki Gunvalson. Over to Tamra Judge and she’s at CUT Fitness with Meghan King Edmonds.
And of course Tamra spills the beans on everything her and Vicki discussed that morning! After that they further discuss Brooks Ayers cancer storyline and I am about to fall asleep, unless your going to prove to us why he has or does not have cancer….I really don’t care anymore. Seriously….its getting a tad bit old and annoying.
Okay so maybe I was wrong about this episode, it has been pretty boring and I seriously am about to fall asleep. Oh sorry, I’m suppose to recapping. Yeah… Heather Dubrow and Terry Dubrow are having dinner together…. and I just once again don’t care. If I hear Heather discuss her house she’s building one more time I might explode.
Seriously how many seasons do we need to be forced to watch the most boring story ever! No one will ever have a house as big as hers, I understand Heather. You’re a material bitch, who likes to brag about how big your house is…. and that’s really your entire storyline and personality. I’m over it!
I’m sorry but I can’t even recap the rest of their conversation but it’s so irrelevant and so boring that my fingers might fall off. Please fire Heather Dubrow already.The only time Heather Dubrow entertains me is when someone is eating the bow on her cake, if you don’t know what I’m talking about…well just forget it… it’s from an episode… ok!
You know what I realized? That Heather Dubrow is actually a clone of the Real Housewives of New York’s Countess LuAnn…. except the countess is actually entertaining….and less stuck up… Heather really needs to like be cool and stop being like all uncool. Yup I said it.
Over to Vicki Gunvalson and Brooks Ayers….as they….?…. do… Earth Yoga? I’m not really sure it was one of those annoying 40 second clips they use so that they can get more commercials in…. who does Bravo think they are fooling? What other network fakes you out like this? Like were back on from commercial…. JK were only giving you forty seconds of entertainment….before we send you back to commercial.
Yeah so I’m pretty sure my recap… reads like a diary? Random thoughts during the commercial. I also imagined Heather Dubrow getting a cake dumped on her, which would be pretty epic to see her reaction huh?
Back to the show…. unless my ADD leads me elsewhere randomly. Over to Tamra Judge as she helps decorate her son’s new place. I wonder when Eddie is going to find out just exactly how much money Tamra really gave her son. This was really another filler spot because i’m not sure a single thing happend…. Tamra Judge and Eddie discuss Ryan’s relationship with his soon to be wife, and i’m sure she won’t be happy to hear that Ryan is having second thoughts about marriage!
Over to Heather Dubrow… please god no! Here comes the Heather Dubrow and Lisa Rinna sit down! At Least Lisa Rinna is entertaining so maybe she will help stop me; from falling asleep during another boring Heather segment. Lisa Rinna discusses her diaper commercial and well that was the only entertaining part of the entire segment…. seriously if you bring a housewife from another franchise … make sure something actually goes down. I really just don’t care about Heather Dubrow or her husband Terry… i’m sorry watch the clip below if you care because I certainly don’t enough to recap it!
Finally what we all have been waiting for!!! The Shannon Beador and Vicki Gunvalson sit down! Thank god the entertainment is fucking finally here! Let’s just get right down to the good shit! Shannon Beador talks about being bummed out that Vicki had missed the speech from her party and the cake, of course the damn cake! Vicki Gunvalson explains that she hasn’t had enough time to grieve her mother’s death and therefore she couldn’t deal with petty shit and had to just leave early.
Shannon Beador continues that she is also upset that she has to keep explaining to the other ladies that she doesn’t know why Brooks Ayers won’t see her doctors. Shannon explains that she’s pissed that Vicki is telling people that she is lying about being asked to help Brooks.
Vicki claims that she never asked Shannon to help because she’s not an oncologist but does admit to calling Shannon right after finding out about Brooks cancer, she also does admit that she asked Shannon what she should do in general…..which is pretty much asking for her help…right? Vicki simply doesn’t want to spent their whole lunch discussing Brooks Ayers cancer and informs Shannon that it would be best for Shannon to call Brooks Ayers herself and ask him what’s going on with his cancer treatments if she really needs to know.
Shannon Beador wants to know why Brooks Ayers can’t just shut it down by showing one single document that proves he has cancer. Vicki explains that she is about to have a nervous breakdown and Gunvalson explains in her confessional that she never thought that Shannon would drink the kool aid and do this to her. Vicki feels utterly betrayed by Shannon Beador. Vicki Gunvalson begins to cry as she asks Shannon to just respect her wishes and to drop talking about Brooks Ayers. It looks like these two BFF’s are no more…. End of episode!
Next week’s episode looks epic as Brooks Ayers finally gives Tamra Judge a document claiming that he does indeed have cancer. However are Brooks Ayers and Vicki Gunvalson playing with the entire cast? Meghan King Edmonds calls the office where Brooks documents came from and finds out that they don’t do the type of scan that Brooks Ayers’ document claims that he had…. Looks like Brooks Ayers just got caught forging medical records!
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