The Real Housewives of Orange County returned tonight, and it proved tonight why it is the longest running ‘Real Housewives’ franchise to date. On tonight’s episode the ladies travel to Napa, to celebrate Heather Dubrow’s new business venture! Tonight’s episode begins like every other, recaps and intro catch phrases. Shannon Beadors “When life gives you lemons…. but nine in a bowl,” catchphrase is by far my favorite, and it never gets old for me!
Meghan King Edmonds, Heather Dubrow and Tamra Judge meet up for a fancy ass dinner to begin tonight’s episode. Heather Dubrow explains her launch party that all the ladies will be attending tonight in her confessional. Heather, Tamra, and Meghan begin to talk about Lizzie Rovsek, who Tamra is now in love with, and Shannon Beador who Tamra feels is being distant to her. Meghan King Edmonds explains to Heather and Tamra about her experience with Shannon.
Meghan explains that Shannon had previously been really rude to her when she had called Shannon simply to ask her for help with a charity event. Meghan reveals that she plans on confronting Shannon about the situation in the near future and she didn’t already because she didn’t want to be disrespectful to Vickie and her party.
Shannon and Vicki Gunvalson are hanging out together in the meantime as Shannon helps Vickie pack for her award ceremony. Shannon moans a little about having to go to Napa without Vickie, but come on shes getting an award! Whoop it UP!
Heather Dubrow arranges for the ladies to fly private to Napa, Yay Katie Hamilton, the mystery 6th housewife, will be joining the ladies on the trip! Meghan sweetly crafted wine glasses for the ladies, and give it to them during the plane ride to Napa! The ladies discuss god on the plane ride, Tamra of course reveals her new religious beliefs. Lord Lord Lord, got it Tamra please be quiet now!
The ladies have landed in Napa, where Heather sends the ladies off on a decked out limo while she goes to check on her Champ venture. It seems like Bethenny Frankel might be rubbing off on Heather Dubrow a little bit. The ladies, minus Heather, arrive at a gorgeous old fashion hotel where they get settled.
“I did nothing wrong today Shannon,” David plea’s to his wife as they slowly arrive to meet up with the group… on a ……. Golf Cart? David ask’s their gold cart driver to turn around quick so he and his wife can squash their beef. As Heather announces to the group perfect timing, the Beador’s pass right by Heathers and the ladies not even sending a little wave the groups way.
The group is left wondering what the hell is going on, and Heather Dubrow gifts us with her annoying facial expressions.
“David got to the hotel late, they stopped and got lunch on the way… he said ‘I had a bunch of Saki shots’ and i’m like what!” Shannon confesses in well her confessional!
“Up until last year I’ve never seen him take a shot,” Shannon tells the audience as we are braced with a flashback of Heather rodeo party.
“It is hard to combat negative thoughts, sometimes I go negative thought free which is amazing,” Shannon spills in her confessional after revealing that she was worried David would arrive drunk, and that David was angry about the traffic. They hug and kiss it out before returning to the group, who are still waiting and wondering where they went.
Awkward!
Shannon Beador and her husband are acting weird at Heather’s champ launch, and Shannon is desperate to find the bar. David and Shannon are still not acting happy as the party continues with out a hitch…. so far at least. Tamara Judge informs the audience that Heather’s cake is made out of Styrofoam because that’s how they do it in the OC, no calories girl!
Tamara Judge is talking to Heather’s husband, Terry, who is a plastic surgeon in hopes someone will notice her new boob job. Oddly enough it is not Terry but Lizzie who notices Tamra’s new rack! I seriously can’t stand Heather and her husband talk about how lavish and expensive their house is so I wont even bore you with that shit!
Meghan King Edmonds finally confronts Shannon about Heather’s Hoe Down last year, Shannon informs Meghan that she has totally no problem with her at all and the fact is that she was mad at David not her at all. Its nice to see how these ladies where able to talk about a problem and solve it so easily and simple. Good job ladies =] Heather gives an annoying toast to end the Champ’s premier party night, okay her toast was nice but shes annoying.
Lizzie Rovsek compares the scene to the Red Light District, and from the looks of it she isn’t to far off… “This winery its like fantastical, its like Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory meets the Red Light District. I’m waiting to see the Hookers and the Oompa Loompa’s,” Lizzie reveals in her confessional. Honestly while I didn’t like Lizzie to much last season, i’m really started to dig her commentary this season.
The ladies travel to the back of the Winery where they are informed that they will be drinking their wine straight from the barrels. That must actually taste amazing, i’m a little jelly here!
Tamra Judge of course asks if she can drink her wine straight from the source instead of the glass. This leads to both Tamra Judge and newcomer Meghan King Edmonds drinking from “the source” in a very sexual manner. This of course pleases Tamra that Meghan is open to having some fun like she is. In her confessional Tamra calls Meghan, her “Mini Me.”
At dinner later in the night, Meghan King Edmonds brings Shannon Beador in a room alone with her to talk, Meghan mentions to Shannon that she felt offended with the way Shannon has reacted to her when she had called her over a charity situation. Shannon claims that she also was offended because Meghan didn’t say her last name so Shannon didn’t actually know who it was, she thought it was a sales call which is why she never called her back. Meghan claims that she felt awkward with the way Shannon reacted, and Shannon is on the defense!
Meghan and Shannon argue, and Shannon is pissed. Shannon walks away from the conversation and tells Meghan that she starts charities! It looks like David might be getting to Shannon. Meghan then calls Shannon a time bomb in her confessional to end this weeks episode!
Real Housewives of Orange County : Season 10 Episode 3 Recap
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